February 3

I'D like to share this amusing and thought-provoking tale with you.
Following a lengthy meeting, three ministers were relaxing over a cup of tea in the session room when the subject of bats invading their respective churches arose. the first minister said that he and his beadle had caught the bats and transported them about 20 miles into countryside, but when they returned to the church, the bats had returned before them!
The second minister said that he had done a similar thing but had driven 50 miles before deciding to release them, and they were back before them!
The third minister said he'd had a similar problem but solved it in a more unsual way. He rounded up the bats, baptised and confirmed them, and they've never been seen since...